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Rodney Dangerfield
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"My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Jealousy
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can’t."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Hope
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Funny
"A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Home
"What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Pet
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Home
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Car
"Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’"
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
God
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Time
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Respect
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