"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Respect More From Rodney Dangerfield "I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her." "I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." "This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me." More In Respect "I’ve had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains."― Jerry Lewis "President Obama has made it his mission that we welcome our troops home with care and concern and the respect they deserve. That is how an exceptional nation says thank you to its most exceptional men and women."― John F. Kerry "As an actor, you really want to respect and honor the script. You want to try to be in the moment and you also realize that you’re one part of a bigger picture and when they call action, you have your dance."― Carrie-Anne Moss