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Rodney Dangerfield
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"With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Birthday
"I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
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Rodney Dangerfield
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Age
"I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her."
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Rodney Dangerfield
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Funny
"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
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Rodney Dangerfield
Topic(s):
Pet
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