"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Car More From Rodney Dangerfield "I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her." "Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself." "With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me." More In Car "I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home."― Amy Winehouse "I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident."― Patricia Highsmith "I’ve worked as a labourer, driven taxis and school buses, and been a car mechanic – whatever I could do just to get by. But it does mean that I know a little bit about a lot of things."― Cory Monteith