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Robert Benchley
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"Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Funny
"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Famous
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Funny
"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Funny
"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Pet
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Pet
"I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Death
"You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Family
"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Humor
"In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children."
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Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Travel
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