More From Robert Benchley
- "Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
- "In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children."
- "Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of."
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- "Because society would rather we always wore a pretty face, women have been trained to cut off anger."― Nancy Friday
- "I love cats."― Dick Van Patten
- "Agriculture is now a motorized food industry, the same thing in its essence as the production of corpses in the gas chambers and the extermination camps, the same thing as blockades and the reduction of countries to famine, the same thing as the manufacture of hydrogen bombs."― Martin Heidegger