"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." ― Robert Benchley Topic(s): Pet More From Robert Benchley "There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them." "In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children." "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous." More In Pet "If cats were double the size they are now, they’d probably be illegal."― Doug Coupland "Kittens can happen to anyone."― Paul Gallico "There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around."― Dick Dale