More From Robert Benchley
- "Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
- "I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry."
- "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
More In Funny
- "I’ve woken up from dreams and the whole song is there. I’m listening to it in my dreams. I consciously have to wake myself up and get a tape recorder because I hear it like a record."― Lenny Kravitz
- "I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."― Jim Carrey
- "A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."― Bob Hope