"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well." ― Robert Benchley Topic(s): Funny More From Robert Benchley "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous." "You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it." "I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry." More In Funny "I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."― Megan Fox "Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day."― Jennifer Aniston "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."― Steven Wright