More From Megan Fox
- "I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing."
- "I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That’s what our purpose is in this business. You’re merchandised, you’re a product. You’re sold and it’s based on sex. But that’s okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded."
- "I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
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- "Comedians don’t laugh. They’re too busy analyzing why it’s funny or not."― James Lipton
- "We weep over the graves of infants and the little ones taken from us by death; but an early grave may be the shortest way to heaven."― Tryon Edwards
- "I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."― Jerry Seinfeld