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- "I have respect for what other people believe. What I believe in my own life is that it’s a search for how I can do things better, whether it’s being a better man or a better father or finding ways for myself to improve."― Tom Cruise
- "Most of the gaffes I’ve made have not been funny – they’ve been stupid."― Jim Lehrer
- "I think there is a break down of trust generally, between people and politicians. I think that’s come about for a whole variety of reasons."― Theresa May