"I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry." ― Robert Benchley Topic(s): Death More From Robert Benchley "Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?" "There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them." "A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death." More In Death "People were concerned about national security, and that precluded us from having the opportunity to break through on the issues that we cared most about – the economy, education and health care."― Tom Daschle "To all the positions, I just bring the determination to win. Me being an unselfish player, I think that can carry on to my teammates. When you have one of the best players on the court being unselfish, I think that transfers to the other players."― LeBron James "Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offense."― Marcus Tullius Cicero