"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."― Robert Benchley Topic(s): HumorMore From Robert Benchley"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.""Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.""I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."More In Humor"As far as humor goes, I’ve always been a very insecure person and I’ve always wanted to be liked."― Peter Steele"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."― Erma Bombeck"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."― Agnes Repplier