"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." ― Robert Benchley Topic(s): Funny More From Robert Benchley "In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children." "Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?" "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." More In Funny "I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way."― Carl Sandburg "It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."― Robert Frost "I had a very funny family."― Zach Braff