"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he’s Frank and in Chicago he’s Ernest." ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Women More From Henny Youngman "My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?" "Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport." "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!" More In Women "Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."― Gloria Steinem "I don’t get this whole super-skinny obsession. I really think women look more beautiful when they let their curves show."― Vanessa Marcil "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake."― Mitch Hedberg