"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!" ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Graduation More From Henny Youngman "When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays." "I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock." "Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport." More In Graduation "Even though I didn’t get a business degree, I enjoyed learning about economics."― Herb Ritts "In this outward and physical ceremony we attest once again to the inner and spiritual strength of our Nation. As my high school teacher, Miss Julia Coleman, used to say: ‘We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.’"― Jimmy Carter "My personal advice is to go to school first and get a liberal arts education, and then if you want to pursue acting, go to graduate school."― Jillian Bach