"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake." ― Mitch Hedberg Topic(s): Women More From Mitch Hedberg "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." "I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that." "If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make sure that my kitchen magnets didn’t work." More In Women "But the true feminist deals out of a lesbian consciousness whether or not she ever sleeps with women."― Audre Lorde "We have to consciously study how to be tender with each other until it becomes a habit because what was native has been stolen from us, the love of Black women for each other."― Audre Lorde "I love the fact that there are also women out there that don’t have a choice and they must go to work and they still have to raise the kids. Thank goodness that we value those people too."― Ann Romney