"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?" ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Dad More From Henny Youngman "I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car." "My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash." "If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." More In Dad "You should never ask actors about politics."― Liev Schreiber "Keep in my mind my dad didn’t become a huge, huge mega actor until I was halfway through high school – so right around the time he’s going through his big renaissance is right when I’m starting to do my high school revolting."― Colin Hanks "I’m one of five kids and we lived on a massive farm in New South Wales with my mum and dad."― Abbie Cornish