"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport." ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Travel More From Henny Youngman "My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?" "If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means." More In Travel "A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego."― Roseanne Barr "The secret to modern life is finding the measure in time management. I have two kids, career and I travel, and I don’t think my life is any different than most couples. The most valuable commodity now for many people is time and how to parcel that out."― Hugh Jackman "For people to understand me when I travel, I speak with my hands."― Marcel Carne