More From George Carlin
- "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
- "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."
- "The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."
More In Freedom
- "The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedoms."― William O. Douglas
- "Do not allow to slip away from you freedoms the people who came before you won with such hard knocks."― David Herbert Lawrence
- "All those who are around me are the bridge to my success, so they are all important."― Manny Pacquiao