"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Death More From George Carlin "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." "When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent." "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." More In Death "I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not."― Robert Green Ingersoll "Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs."― Isaiah Berlin "I think one thing that kids who grow up on farms really have going for them is they have exposure to death and birth in a totally different way. I think it takes away a little bit of the mystery and a little bit of the fear, and I do wish I had that. And I wish I was able to grow my own food."― Rachel McAdams