More From George Carlin
- "I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
- "What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"
More In Peace
- "I challenge anybody to say that I wouldn’t know how to approach foreign policy because, unlike some of the other people, I at least have a foreign policy philosophy, which is an extension of the Reagan philosophy. Peace through strength, and my philosophy is peace through strength and clarity."― Herman Cain
- "Research has shown that even small amounts of processed food alter the chemical balance in our brain and cause negative mood swings along with noticeable dips ill energy."― Marilu Henner
- "In my mind the city of Ariel is a thorn in Israel’s side and a serious obstacle to peace."― Theodore Bikel