"You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Good More From George Carlin "Electricity is really just organized lightning." "The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." "At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." More In Good "But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust."― Jesus Christ "The idea of redemption is always good news, even if it means sacrifice or some difficult times."― Patti Smith "Love seeks one thing only: the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward."― Thomas Merton