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Phyllis Diller
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"The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Women
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Time
"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Wedding
"We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Teacher
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Smile
"There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Money
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Men
"There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?"
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Medical
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Home
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
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