"There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto." ― Phyllis Diller Topic(s): Money More From Phyllis Diller "Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going." "Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves." "Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed." More In Money "That was a time when I did love music, I couldn’t get enough of what was going on. Maybe it was Nirvana that brought me back. I guess it was a comfort because something that sounded so right – and non-commercial – had become so influential, so immediately."― Marc Jacobs "Countries have lost their culture because what they wanted was money. Money became the running theme in every country and culture was sacrificed."― Yoko Ono "Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money."― Ambrose Bierce