"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed." ― Phyllis Diller Topic(s): Time More From Phyllis Diller "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." "There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?" "Our dog died from licking our wedding picture." More In Time "I’m very emotional; I think I may go mad in several years’ time."― Freddie Mercury "In my childhood, America was like a religion. Then, real-life Americans abruptly entered my life – in jeeps – and upset all my dreams."― Sergio Leone "Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy."― Saadi