"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." ― Phyllis Diller Topic(s): Age More From Phyllis Diller "The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron." "There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto." "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." More In Age "I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can."― Rita Mae Brown "Education technology and school construction go together. Modernization, updating education facilities, and making a capital investment in education are all included."― Major Owens "Flexible working is not just for women with children. It is necessary at the other end of the scale. If people can move into part-time work, instead of retirement, then that will be a huge help. If people can fit their work around caring responsibilities for the elderly, the disabled, then again that’s very positive."― Theresa May