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Phyllis Diller
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"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."
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Phyllis Diller
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Funny
"Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?"
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Funny
"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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Phyllis Diller
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Best
"It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Beauty
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Age
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Age
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Anger
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
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Phyllis Diller
Topic(s):
Anger
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