"It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core." ― Phyllis Diller Topic(s): Beauty More From Phyllis Diller "We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." "There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto." "The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron." More In Beauty "Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people."― Richard Armour "I don’t believe in art. I believe in artists."― Marcel Duchamp "It’s not some great work of beauty and love to be a rock-and-roll singer."― Robert Plant