"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’" ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Birthday More From Steven Wright "I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, “What for?” I said, “I’m going to buy some sugar.”" "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths." "I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." More In Birthday "I seem to have a knack for picking movies that go on to be cult favorites."― Kurt Russell "It was my 16th birthday – my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do – write songs and sing them to people."― Stevie Nicks "I’m not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does."― Victoria Beckham