"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Funny More From Steven Wright "I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done." "What’s another word for Thesaurus?" "I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I’m home now. But leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out." More In Funny "Black leadership has to recognize that principles more than speech, character more than a claim, is greater in advancing the cause of our liberation than what has transpired thus far."― Louis Farrakhan "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."― Mark Twain "It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."― Robert Frost