"I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Funny More From Steven Wright "There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators." "I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything." "I think God’s going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding." More In Funny "I thought I was funny as a kid."― Jo Brand "Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I."― Oscar Levant "I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money."― Bob Hope