"I think God’s going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): God More From Steven Wright "I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window." "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." "I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy." More In God "But God will have a people upon the earth to maintain the Bible, and the Bible only, as the standard of all doctrines and the basis of all reforms."― Ellen G. White "Prayer is simply a two-way conversation between you and God."― Billy Graham "I work very hard, but when God opens that door for you – when life opens that door for you, I should say – I think it’s important to be giving, to return the love back."― Lady Gaga