"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I’m home now. But leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out."
― Steven Wright
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- "The idea that maybe you don’t have to own a car if you only need one occasionally may catch on, just like time-sharing caught on in real estate."― Steve Case
- "I’m like, ‘Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldn’t. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after ‘She Loves You,’ or ‘Drive My Car?’ You weren’t on board for ‘Revolution 9’ or ‘Day In The Life,’ were you?’"― Regina Spektor