"When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Medical More From Rodney Dangerfield "It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass." "I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." "With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me." More In Medical "Yes, there is a story about Agent Orange, and we knew that it harmed our troops and we knew how long it was to get the medical community to accept that, the military to accept it, the VA to accept it."― Christopher Shays "Plan your work for today and every day, then work your plan."― Margaret Thatcher "During a trip to Iraq last fall, I visited our theater hospital at Balad Air Force Base and witnessed these skilled medical professionals in action and met the brave soldiers whose lives they saved."― Melissa Bean