"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings." ― Jay London Topic(s): Funny More From Jay London "My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality." "I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?" "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights." More In Funny "It’s funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we’ve never written songs in the same room."― Richard Marx "People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant."― Ellen DeGeneres "From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."― Dr. Seuss