"I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?" ― Jay London Topic(s): Medical More From Jay London "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out." "My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings." "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes." More In Medical "If someone lives in New York, he’s a New Yorker – they are entitled to the best medical system in the world."― George Pataki "There is as much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it."― Lucius Annaeus Seneca "I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."― Todd Barry