"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out." ― Jay London Topic(s): Dad More From Jay London "My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality." "My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings." "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights." More In Dad "Politicians… talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re so awful, they’re really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics."― Paul Lynde "I’m flatchested, I’m short, I’m brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a ‘beauty.’"― Selma Blair "My dad says he likes to bask in my glow."― Robert Pattinson