"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights." ― Jay London Topic(s): Funny More From Jay London "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes." "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out." "I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?" More In Funny "If you look at the game and everything, it’s not quite like looking at an animated film, because that’s total character. This, this is really movement, but it’s got funny little things if you look for the humor. They’re actually getting to the character."― Don Bluth "I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun."― Arnold Schwarzenegger "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’"― Isaac Asimov