More From Jay Leno
- "The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow ‘Operation Re-elect Bush’ doesn’t seem to be popular."
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More In War
- "Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy’s strategy."― Sun Tzu
- "I was lucky enough to lead a very successful war."― Norman Schwarzkopf
- "I think I’m just someone that just tries to get by. I’m kind of – if it was during the Second World War, I’d be a black marketeer, I think."― Craig Ferguson