More From Jay Leno
- "Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night’s Democratic debate."
- "Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that’s why they never hit any home runs. It’s a safety issue."
- "You aren’t famous until my mother has heard of you."
More In Men
- "We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men."― Herman Melville
- "I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others."― Marcus Aurelius
- "Love is an energy which exists of itself. It is its own value."― Thornton Wilder