More From Jay Leno
- "Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution."
- "Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that’s why they never hit any home runs. It’s a safety issue."
- "Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day."
More In War
- "Morality is contraband in war."― Mahatma Gandhi
- "This war differs from other wars, in this particular. We are not fighting armies but a hostile people, and must make old and young, rich and poor, feel the hard hand of war."― William Tecumseh Sherman
- "I saw clearly that war was upon us when I learned that my young men had been secretly buying ammunition."― Chief Joseph