More From Jay Leno
- "Politics is just show business for ugly people."
- "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin."
- "Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that’s why they never hit any home runs. It’s a safety issue."
More In Hope
- "I can’t move back to England. My home is in France now. I’d love to but I can’t. My family’s all there now."― Kristin Scott Thomas
- "If one seeks to analyze experiences and reactions to the first postwar years, I hope one may say without being accused of bias that it is easier for the victor than for the vanquished to advocate peace."― Gustav Stresemann
- "The reason I never give up hope is because everything is so basically hopeless."― Anne Lamott