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- "Of moral purpose I see no trace in Nature. That is an article of exclusively human manufacture and very much to our credit."― Thomas Huxley
- "Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different."― George Santayana
- "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."― Robert E. Howard