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- "The truth was you can’t continue to spend the kind of money our spending on all these entitlement programs. I think we need more people in public life who are willing to say, no, we can’t afford certain things. No, we can’t do certain things."― Chris Christie
- "Each system is trying to anticipate change in the environment."― Kevin Kelly
- "I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, “What for?” I said, “I’m going to buy some sugar.”"― Steven Wright