"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there." ― Fred Allen Topic(s): Funny More From Fred Allen "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare." "All I know about humor is that I don’t know anything about it." "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." More In Funny "Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?"― Phyllis Diller "John Ford was so funny that I couldn’t wait to go to work in the morning."― Richard Widmark "I like children – fried."― W. C. Fields