"John Ford was so funny that I couldn’t wait to go to work in the morning." ― Richard Widmark Topic(s): Funny More From Richard Widmark "Ford used to come to work in a big car with two Admiral’s flags, on each side of the car. His assistant would be there with his accordion, playing, Hail to the Chief." More In Funny "The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it."― Arthur Smith "It’s funny; as I get older I’m reverting to my roots – I want to plant stuff."― Melissa McCarthy "Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world – and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I’d like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy – a mixture of the two would be hot."― Justin Bieber