"I like children – fried." ― W. C. Fields Topic(s): Funny More From W. C. Fields "Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against." "No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree." "When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty." More In Funny "Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He’s got 30 years on stage… there’s no telling him what’s funny."― Harold Ramis "One thing the blues ain’t, is funny."― Stephen Stills "Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders."― Garry Shandling