"Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): Car Tags: guarantees, marriage More From Erma Bombeck "Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time." "One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is." "Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother." More In Car "He leaned about the same way in falling towards Jacqueline, forward, down towards the bottom of the car."― Abraham Zapruder "I would make tea for Joni Mitchell or clean her car, anything to be in the studio and watch her work."― Sheena Easton "Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"― Frank Carson