More From Erma Bombeck
- "Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial."
- "I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."
- "One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is."
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- "The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money."― Marlon Brando
- "I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.’"― Elayne Boosler
- "I remember being at Greenblatt’s on Sunset, and some guy just walked straight up to me, and he had some bling on and whatever, and said something about a party down in Malibu and asked if I would jump in his car and go to the party. All I could think was, ‘Who are you? I don’t know you, and I don’t care about how good your car is.’"― Yvonne Strahovski