"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
― Erma Bombeck
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Mom
― Erma Bombeck
More From Erma Bombeck
- "Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy."
- "Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
- "Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go."
More In Mom
- "I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars."― E. M. Forster
- "My mom would give me a piece to play, but I wouldn’t do any theory because when it came time to do it I would sneak back upstairs and watch TV. So, I had these kind of nonchalant lessons for years, then it just started soaking in."― Vanessa Carlton
- "My mom has always been very open, very liberal. So I grew up with that, and I can appreciate everything that she did and went through and was exposed to."― Ione Skye